Do you support a Ministry of the English Language in Washington D.C.?

Communication experts point to over 200 problems when asked what prevents a general understanding. One such problem is the aesthetic value of words, which means people don't use words if they don't like the way they sound. The Ministry of the English Language arguably should be in the Nation's Capitol. Critics say regulation of words interferes with freedom, but others say it will foster freedom, because better communication is widespread. Do you agree with the idea of legislating our National language? What do you think the function of the ministry should be?